so i contemplated these facts for about seven seconds before deciding to try out the new bacon habanero ranch quarter pounder at McD's. sad to say, it's a sorry substitute for the Angus mushroom & swiss, but i was most delighted to observe this woman with the best purse i've ever seen. (if you can't tell from the crappy iphone photo, it's a miche bag with an alcohol-themed cover -- shakers, olives, martini glasses and strainers.) i just can't compete with that. to top it off, she then informed her friend that she was on her way to work and "just had a glass of wine".
yep. you win.